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Brent-"hey, how was your exam"
Me-"brutal, i stuck my hand in my pants and started itching my penis, and the teacher saw and took my test away"
Brent-"that sucks"
Me-"well, atleast i came!"

by greasy butthole porn March 14, 2011

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Dash Hand

To furiously jerk off.

Maida was caught dash handing to german gay porn.

by Akbar Dirka Dirka November 10, 2006

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Bathroom Hands

When you use the strong, disgusting smelling, pink soap in a public restroom; the STANK stays on your hands for the entire day.

Eww, I don't wanna eat my Wendy's spicy chicken combo cuz i have nasty-ass BATHROOM HANDS!!!

by EarWax796 October 25, 2009

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Weekend Hand

Getting a handjob on the weekend.

Guy 1: Hey bro lets get some weekend hand

Guy 2: I'm down with that bro.

by James Hauge May 2, 2009

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Hand Tent

The act of putting your hands in front of your crotch or lower stomach, forming a "tent". This is commonly done when giving presentations and one does not know what to do with their hands.

Dan Patrick totally made hand tents when he worked at ESPN.

by big37guy March 12, 2009

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