Skip to main content

hair alley

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.
I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.
by UDM1234 October 7, 2011
mugGet the hair alley mug.

mayo hair

The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.

It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.
P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.
by iliea968 January 30, 2023
mugGet the mayo hair mug.

Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018
mugGet the Hair Thong mug.

Book Hair

Hair that is parted and folds over like an open book.
Wow Drew has some interesting book hair
by horsegirl1223 January 30, 2019
mugGet the Book Hair mug.

Kwesi hair

Hair that is barely visible but still exists
by callmekwesi January 22, 2022
mugGet the Kwesi hair mug.

undergarment hair

My wife found a pube in her take away dinner and my daughter asked what a pube was so I said it was an undergarment hair so as not to embarrass.
"Honey, there's an undergarment hair in my dinner, hopefully it's one of yours"
by The Broon One. December 30, 2020
mugGet the undergarment hair mug.

Hair Flip

by Taenun July 9, 2022
mugGet the Hair Flip mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email