Poosy hair

A females pubic hair

"That bitch had a lot of poosy hair"

by Tittyspanker47 February 02, 2017

Grassy hair

Hair that is rough when dry and soft when wet.

Lee: I think you have grassy hair
Chan: No asians don't have grassy hair
Lee: So true

by Sparky banana man November 07, 2011

Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 07, 2018

hair wipe

Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.

Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.

Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.

Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts

by Twotalk September 28, 2015

Peanut hairs

Shit particles that latches on your butt hole hair.

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs

by Conklol July 05, 2013

Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010

Hair Fever

When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.

“Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”

by Yeet us that feet us September 23, 2019