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Girthen

When your girlfriend introduces a bunny-activated butt plug
My friend had a Girthen situation while having dinner and he’s never allowed back in Applebee’s.
by Court of Owls February 19, 2026
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Garthunkachud

A person who is an incredibly gargantuan chud
“God I hate how fat Mike acts, he’s such a Garthunkachud.”
by OGgarthunkachud March 6, 2026
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Girthquake

A bowl movement of such magnitude that it seems to shake the foundations of the earth.
That deuce registered a 9.5 on the richter scale. A girthquake like that might require EMS.
by Hal_Jordan March 7, 2026
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Girthworm

You could say nightcrawlers are girthworms.
by Tali777 March 17, 2026
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Girthworm

I was eating this chick out and was hit in the face with her massive Girthworm.
by Naden Asset-Killis August 16, 2025
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Gerthakins

A funny nickname for some you may know with an extraordinary fat cock.
Hey tell gerthakins over there to quit gaping all the chicks out and save some for the rest of us.
by Wildwood September 13, 2025
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Girthmonger

Surfing terminology for someone who takes the girth of the ocean up the ass.
WOW! Tyler got slammed out there, he's a real girthmonger.
by girth monger September 26, 2025
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