Guidettes

An amazing Italian girl who will kick anyone's ass if you mess with them. They're the BOSS.

Ashley Iaquez is the best out of all the Guidettes in the world.

by KJ69 January 16, 2012

whore guide

The opposite of a Cock Block. Synonym: Wingman

To be used as if a "tour guide"

"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"

by Tim Branson April 27, 2008

Papua New Guinea

Ooga Booga land

Papua New Guinea is ooga booga

by LuxembourgBoy42 October 3, 2021

Guided Missiles

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals

Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.

by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003

guidette

an italian/american girl with a nice body who always wears tight pants and a tight shirt to show herself off. they are extremely hot but only date those greasy-ass bastards that act tough but are usually complete pussies.

"damn if everygirl had a body like that we wouldnt be looking at these fake guidettes.

by tightpussy0 November 24, 2009

guidette

an italian girl who has big boobs,nice ass, and thick hair.. Talks italian mafia kind of way. Not from newjersy but from new york bitch.

Alessandra is such a guidette that she is mistaken for being in the mafia and selling drugs.

by sandrabxgurl December 14, 2003

guatemala's revenge

noun: sickness which developes after consuming large amounts of spicy mexican foods, and recieving either of the following condicions: heartburn,
bloating, diarrhea, narcolepsy, bedwetting, genital herpes, impotence, menopause, temporary blindness, polio, testicular cancer, agoraphobia, loss of the ability to smell and/or taste, or even hobophobia.

1: after eating at the local taco stand, i started to feel guatemala's revenge setting in, so I ran to the bathroom.

2: when talking to my friend, i accidently said "guatemala's revenge", rather than montezuma's revenge, so i saved myself from looking stupid by insisting that it was a real word and later decided to make it a real term.

by Jwave January 16, 2005