Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
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A groofmeh is what you call a stupid person because the word doesn't even make sense. (Groo-Fah-may)
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Word is John got caught groomsing him, it’s so messed up.
Word is John got caught groomsing him, it’s so messed up.
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"Man, get a load of that groomsmanzilla. We should warn him that he will be able to watch the tie later...NARP"
"Man, get a load of that groomsmanzilla. We should warn him that he will be able to watch the tie later...NARP"
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"Mamma there goes that groomsmanzilla"
"Mamma there goes that groomsmanzilla"
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