Greasy bap

Someone who hasn't showered in 2-3 WEEKS

look at darraghs hair he definitely a greasy bap

by CjBoy October 8, 2021

Greasy Duck

When a turd is shot from one mouth to the other making a “duck like” face to more easily yeet the turd properly.

Colton and Paige enjoyed playing a game of greasy duck nude on the patio.

by RachMyz87 September 10, 2021

greasy axle

a sweaty arse crack,

fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,

by harrydare October 4, 2012

Greasy flub

A greasy flub is an occasion in sports when a player scores or gain points after an event of luck, cheating, bad bounces, bad effort, or events that bring laughs. Greasy flub is a jinx to the opposing team and should be yelled when going for a play of that matter above.

"Man that Doyle kid is the king of greasy flubs."

by theDoyle91 April 17, 2012

Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

Greasy lout

a slimey, lazy ,smelly person that lays about on the couch all day

Jay bizzle : oi get up peter!
peter: naaaaa cant be bothered G
Jay bizzle: bloody hell your such a greasy lout!

by ghetto boi 2 October 12, 2011

Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.

Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011