Granny Good Pussy

An extremely attractive middle aged woman that has the ever illusive Golden Pussy.

That Granny Good Pussy needs to come sit on my lap

by BeeBop ODD May 1, 2022

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

granny grace

A young yet mature woman who does not not partake in the act of "turning up".

A. Oh my God it's getting late!

B. Calm down Granny Grace its only 9pm.

by Pepaytes April 25, 2016

Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter

"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"

by The funny word game May 20, 2020

Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.

Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 3, 2023

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025