Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

glucose granny

someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home

“my nurse is such a glucose granny”

by Gay nigga 3000 December 30, 2023

Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)

I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!

by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016

Granny Blunt

When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.

Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.

by ONLYSMOKEGRANNYBLUNTS April 14, 2023

granny jojo

a fat conservative grandma

that grandma is granny jojo

by sani1717 May 17, 2023

Ur granny tranny

A defense text to use on a friend a text like Ur dad lesbian/Ur mom gay.

Jake: Ur mom gay
Josh:no u

Jake:Ur dads lesbian
Josh: Ur granny tranny UwU

Jake: *commits suicide*

by Ur granny tranny May 10, 2018