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grabby granny

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.
"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"
by milphunter March 9, 2015
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Granny Dancing Syndrome

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."
"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"
by rubella.com December 28, 2023
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GRANNY BURGERS

Clapped unittttt
Oh my god Granny Burgers, you’re an absolute U.N.I.T!
by unitmuncher October 12, 2018
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Granny

In winter, to blow your nose on the ground. Often while holding one nostril closed.
Double granny is to blow both side at once. (Used in Chicago since at least the 1970s)
Jim blew another granny in the snow. Gross but better then nose drip.
by api3 December 5, 2022
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granny

A grandmother that is evil, nagging and an outright bitch. She may look innocent on the outside but on the inside shes a demon.(This term is inspired by the mobile game Granny.)
person 1; ''you live with such a granny, how are you still alive?''
person 2; "I have a crossbow, I'm safe."
by grandmakiller May 31, 2018
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ur granny tranny

bill "ur mum gai"
jeff "ur dad lesbian!"
bill"UR GRANNY TRANNY"
Jeff *cries
by the middle school memes! April 23, 2019
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Granny roller

A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation
Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.
by DEJ capacitor October 17, 2021
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