Goober

Snot hanging from your nose

Hey mate, you've got a Goober hangin'

by Xamresd February 13, 2023

Goober

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

by eeaa24 July 23, 2019

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019

goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

by Goober neck December 10, 2023

Goober

Dumb WIddly pan an absolute Wanokly spat an unequivacly woocley YaBerBop

Woah bro talk about some real Goober material in that nerd over there

by Brapmaster November 16, 2022

Gooberism

When someone's whimsy is silly; borderline stupid.

Mat is quite a goober. He shows signs of gooberism

by anonymous August 30, 2025

Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008