Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
by NaderI April 15, 2011
Someone who has made a small but silly mistake. Often used as the word nincompoop would be if it were directed towards yourself.
by Mr.GiddyGoat December 16, 2017
The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 08, 2021
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by TheMilkerOfGoats June 25, 2011
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