Choking the Goat

To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.

Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?

Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.

by NaderI April 15, 2011

goat sack

noun.
A term used to describe the udders of a goat.

A man whose testicles hang down to his knees.

Because of the goat sack on Bessie, she will give 8 quarts of goat's milk a day.

Shauna said Joe's got so much goat sack, she can't even give him a ball hummer.

by TShel August 11, 2006

goat leaf

A doo-rag used as a loin-cloth.

Yo! Your goat leaf was lookin pretty fresh at da club last night.

by Bonquisha January 03, 2005

Mountain-goating

The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.

Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.

by thecumdown September 05, 2012

Throat Goat

Someone who gives mad glock

Dude have you heard? Hailey's a throat goat.

by AstralNull April 28, 2022

city goat

The urban equivalent of a hillbilly.

Have you seen all those old truck parts outside the Hatfield place? He is such a city goat!

by tomdog Klisuric April 27, 2007

Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 02, 2010