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german hacker man

german hacker man is 70 years of age. he grew up in a small town in germany, at the age of 26 he fled to the US. he lived in massachusetts for 10 years but moved to an island in the sea. at 45 he began to hack people and make them speak german! soon after he got arrested at 56 and his lovely mommy luckily bailed him out. he still lives today…hacking innocent lives.
Annie: Hey mike, how are you?

Mike: Ich esse Scheiße!

Annie: OH NO! the german hacker man!!
by iwannacryanddie April 12, 2022
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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
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germansplaining

When Germans give unsolicited and often extremely superficial advice on complex sensitive issues not related to Germany to people of other nationalities, which they consider less developed than Germany.
- Oh, are you Ukrainian?! I'm so sorry... but let me say something: YOU SHOULD cede your territories to Russia FOR PEACE, man. Unfortunately, there is no alternative to negotiations...
- Thank you for germansplaining, it's priceless as usually.
by uln July 7, 2022
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german promise

It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen

2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 7, 2022
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Germansplaining

Explanation of something by a German, typically to a Slav, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
- No, no, you don't understand. "Nein nein, Du verstehts nicht." You have to understand "Du muss verstehen", that we are telling you that you are wrong, because we know what is wrong and what is right, and naming it "Germansplaining" is wrong.

- Man, that is Germansplaining on a metalevel.
by iglistien May 6, 2022
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German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.
"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.
by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022
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by supermanfdofapo October 1, 2022
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