shitalk garage

A bunch of kids with cars (tent to be mostly male) from nz that know nothing about cars but... think they know what their doing, tend to blame there tools.
When they screw up!

Shitalk garage/ Shitalkgarage means: Friend said “I’ll help you fix it your car”

This is a terrible idea by the way

by Shitalkgarage January 17, 2018

M1 Garand

The M1 Garand is a .30 caliber semi-automatic killing machine that the mother fucking U.S of A designed and built for killing Germans, then Koreans, and even the Vietcong. The rifle had an eight round capacity in a little clip that pings when its ejected. Great for killing eight guys, bad for when you run out, because every little rat bastard knows you ran dry. The damn thing was tough as all hell and even if you were out of ammo you could just club the guy to death. Or stick the guy wth the bayonet on the end, your pick really.

"Mr president we need a new weapon."
Prez; " ok, first I want it to shoot a shitload of bullets, no bolt, just when you pull the trigger. Second I want it to have a badass name a real GRAND name."
"M1 Garand sir?"
Prez; "perfect."

by mynameisping February 9, 2018

ham garage

Noun: A crude name for a woman’s vagina, often referring to a large, unused and drafty minge.

‘Janet’s got such a ham garage, it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel - I barely touched the sides’

by SevillaWalletDamageFC July 14, 2018

Bp garage

When you ask someone to go to bp garage it means go drink petrol w a match

Fam u want to go bp garage cuz il pay to see that shit

by Pewdepie March 9, 2019

Burn Garage

A dangerous location where thots wear high boots, cocaine is sniffed and cars are professionally wrapped. There are many conspiracy theories that this could be the beginning location of the next holocaust.

“Yo Austin can I come sniff a line, catch an std and get a quick wrap in the burn garage?”

by JamesND March 13, 2019

Parking garage 69

A m/m/m threesome where they lay one on top of each other while being in a 69 position and the top male fucking the middle in the ass.

Yo bro my favorite position is the parking garage 69.

by Bosschick69 December 21, 2019

Parking Garage

To fit at least 10 phallic members in a single person's hole at once.

"Yo, I fit like 26 dicks in her last night bro. I parking garaged that b*tch."

by UNRStudent March 16, 2020