Green Velvet

The god of all gods. Nobody can defeat the legend himself

Jack: Have you heard Green Velvet’s new belter tune
Josh: yeah la he’s a legend init
George: *bows down to him and summons the god*

by squashmanjoshman10 March 9, 2019

Green Coat

The most bad ass of all the soldiers. They are virtually unstoppable. They're basically super upgraded redcoats. Each has the strength of a thousand men and wields a hand cannon that shreds all sentient life.

"You think we're gonna win the battle?"
"Hell no, They have Green Coats"

-Everyone

by ur mummy January 27, 2014

Green Gobblins

A nick name for the 80 milligram strength OxyContin. It's a duller green in color

"yo, i just got 90 green gobblins from tha doc nigga"

"Word? Bust me out a 40 milly off one of thems!"

by Contin Candy August 17, 2009

green speedball

A large joint and a Limeade Mountain Dew® Kickstart™

Start your day with a green speedball for a productive burst of energy.

The green speedball is the productive stoner's answer to hating coffee.

Built for people with a relatively tame substance-abuse pattern, the green speedball will nevertheless test it.

by Auloi November 29, 2016

Green Hole

The result of letting your anus sit in a damp room and grow mold and fungus. The act of having sex with a green hole is green holing.

A green hole can also be achieved by letting a guy with gonorrhea cum into your anus.

I have a dick infection cuz my GF wanted to try green holing. But her green hole was so tight and the mold got in my dick.

by matemoscas October 4, 2016

green tea

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).

I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today

by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018

green rush

The massive migration into Colorado following the legalization of recreational Marijuana

"All these trustafarians moved to Denver during the green rush and gentrified the shit out of my hometown"

by Julesvroom May 6, 2015