midnight golfer

someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.

Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.

by the avi February 2, 2006

golfassage

Golfassage is a combination of the words Golf and Massage. It is normally a chair massage on the golf course for golfers to loosen up their muscles either before, during or after a round of golf. The massage focuses on muscles in the neck and back and last no longer than 5 minutes.

The therapist helped lower the golfers score by administering a golfassage before he warmed up for the round.

by P. Rusnak April 22, 2008

golfball

A male slut, one who goes in and out of "holes" without feeling.

Damn Steven is such a golfball!

by sauce July 26, 2003

golfgasm

Making good on the result from a masturbation shot in golf; a masturbation shot is one you're embarrased to be seen doing, but like the result.

Hitting my next shot close to the pin gave me a golfgasm!

by word elder November 12, 2013

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 1, 2016

Golfcore

Golfcore is a post-normcore style trend embracing golfing sports attire as its moral foundation.

Alice: Hardcore polo Carol.
Bob: Actually it’s golfcore.
Carol: Thanks Bob.

by CapitalJ October 18, 2019

Golfing

An excuse used by heavily closeted gay men to avoid telling their friends they're actually doing a bunch of hella gay shit.

I told my friend im golfing so he won't know I'm really knee-deep in man butts.

by Whitedaddyjesus July 26, 2020