a day where you get absolutely trashed off of fireball on a friday night. only appropriate way to start your weekend, if you can walk straight you didn’t go hard enough
by thunderchunk21 March 4, 2021
Get the fireball fridaymug. n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.
v. To take an executive Friday
v. To take an executive Friday
I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.
by misskj March 15, 2009
Get the executive Fridaymug. A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016
Get the Black Fridaymug. "Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"
"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 13, 2016
Get the friday shitmug. Rat Friday is a day where Rat's from all across the world come together to celebrate being a Rat
This usually takes place on July 21st but can also take place on the following Friday if any unforeseen complications arise
Also on Rat Friday the legendary Ratdoes69 may appear to greet his fellow rats on this special accusation
This usually takes place on July 21st but can also take place on the following Friday if any unforeseen complications arise
Also on Rat Friday the legendary Ratdoes69 may appear to greet his fellow rats on this special accusation
Person 1 :Hey is it Rat Friday?
Person 2 :yeah
Person 1 :ayyyy let's gooo
I can't wait until Rat Friday
Rat Friday is the best Friday
Person 2 :yeah
Person 1 :ayyyy let's gooo
I can't wait until Rat Friday
Rat Friday is the best Friday
by Rivaljellyfish4 October 9, 2022
Get the Rat Fridaymug. The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.
by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019
Get the pretend fridaymug. A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.
man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
by vsco peanut November 5, 2019
Get the black Fridaymug.