Facebook fishing

An inflammatory post, usually political or religious in nature, that you do not necessarily agree with but you are fishing for outrageous responses from your varied group of friends. Best done after a few drinks and after 11:30 pm. The enjoyment usually comes when you wake up to see the whale of a facebook comment mess you created when you've alienated and pissed off most of the people you know.

Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.

Happy fishing.

I was facebook fishing last night so I posted this: "So 49% of america voted for McCain and 51% voted for Black Bush. Sounds like the same old song and dance to me. Preventative attacks to stop people from dying by killing others in foreign lands. Yep. Great plan."

by The Minnow April 14, 2011

fishing trip

A secret rendezvous for gay sex. (From the movie Brokeback Mountain)

Jack and Ennis said they were going on a fishing trip, but actually spent the time buggering and sodomizing each other.

by Mister Pinhead March 8, 2009

penis fishing

v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in attempt to pull it out

1. Boy 1: Damn that guy is taking a long time pissing.
Boy 2: He's probably just penis fishing

2. That guy is either jacking off in the urinal or he's penis fishing.

by Urban Dictionary October 23, 2007

Gone Fishing

Crazy; having gone insane

"Well looks like george has finnaly gone off his rocker." "Yep he's definatly gone fishing..."

by Skunk April 22, 2004

Double Fisting

Holding two beer cans in one hand at a time.

I'm double fisting tonight, Bro.

by MMonster August 19, 2010

Fighting Terrorism

Drinking until the sun comes up.

-Yo bro, you look pretty rough today.
-I know dude, I was fighting terrorism last night.

by dan176532 January 1, 2008

fisting

The act of inserting a fist into a man or woman's vagina or anal passage, often requiring a large amount of lubrication and leaves the ass with a prolapse

Last night was amazing, I ended up fisting Hannah's ass

by Louis2016 April 1, 2016