Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009

Fourth Year Fifths

A tradition at Vanderbilt University during which the seniors (attempt) to drink a fifth of liquor before the kick-off of the last football game of the season.

RAGE, REPENT, RALLY - it's fourth year fifths!

by TheLost November 8, 2011

Filthy Sandkiss

Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" only this time, you start by wiping the old anal dust on your own anus, onto the victim's upper lip like a sandy fudge moustache.

"For the sake of art," I gave my boss a 'Filthy Sandkiss'

by Tyler Cee December 15, 2006

fifty hand slap

to repeatedly slap someone with the palm and back of your hand.

He wasnt listening so I had to give him a fifty hand slap

by deejaygee February 21, 2007

filthy falcon

A doggy-style sex act where the man has his penis in his partners vagina, and both thumbs in her anus, making a falcon shadow puppet.

Man that booty was so good, that she had me giving her filthy falcons.

by dayo November 19, 2007

Fifteen to One Scale

The theory that for every 15 pounds a man puts on, that he loses 1 inch in penis length, due to the increase in the fat pad on the pubic bone.

Fat? That dude's running a minus on the Fifteen to One scale!

by Squik da Kitty February 20, 2010