February 9th

February 9th also know as my birthday And Tom Hiddleston's (Loki from avengers) birthday, and apparently a good day to have some fucking car sex.

David: Hey what's today

Brittany: it's national car sex day so let's fuck in a car

Brittany: also it's February 9th which means that this is the best day of the year to do it
David was a lucky man

by Missa582 October 14, 2019

february 17

The night I lost my virginity

HOLY SHIT IT"S ALMOST FEBRUARY 17TH

by Danny2242 September 25, 2018

February 28th

national my teeth itch day

"Why don't my teeth itch?"

"Probably because it's not February 28th."

by lilh0e0nthabl0ck October 15, 2019

February 3rd

the day a bitchass named Ramona was born

“Ain’t it February 3rd?”
“man fuck Ramona😐”

by whyparkjiminwhenucanridehim October 16, 2019

February 19

An amazing girl was born that day. This girl is so creative and has lots of friends. She can be sweet but when you make her mad she will ignore you, so be careful. Her beautiful green eyes are mesmerizing. We love her!

Wow, it’s February 19th time to celebrate the most creative girl’s birthday!

by amazing.definitions December 17, 2019

February 21st

This is the day where you give out cake.

Hey, do you want some cake? It’s February 21st!

by The cake man October 16, 2019

February 17th

The day dedicated for boyfriends to give their girlfriends one article of clothing. If decided not to give then no sex for the next month. This can substituted with giving them free food and a puppy.

Friend: “ bro tm is February 17th”.
Guy: “so? Who cares”.
Friend: “ remember what happened last year”.
Guy: “oh shit ur so right time to pick out something for her”.

by Babbyboiiii February 16, 2020