Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.

Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"

by Senor Vader November 3, 2016

Viktor Fastén

Crazy boy, annoying idiot. Flamer, Idiot and yeah pretty much it.

Viktor Fastén fucked up my life,

by heuebgrnj December 12, 2016

Starter Farter

That enormous fart given before a poo that can be heard from another room.

"That was some starter farter you gave in the loo babe."

by shakeshakeboom September 15, 2017

night farter

See erik

Erik is a night farter and when he does to sleep he gags on the smell

by hairpeice February 8, 2018

soccer farter

Someone who farts while playing soccer

Jhonny is a soccer farter

by UglylilDress March 14, 2018

John-Fakte/John-Behaviour

John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.

"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"

by Verngris June 11, 2019

Famous Farter

A person that thinks it is funny to always fart on everyone, and is fast to claim a fart just so people thinks it is him, even if he is embarrassed.

That guy is stinky and dirty, you can’t be around him for even one minute without him trying to be a famous farter.

Mark thought he was a famous farter, so he tried to fart on me and ended up starting on himself.

He’s so dirty, he gave himself pink eye trying to be a famous farter.

by Poncho5701 August 2, 2019