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Sugar Plum Fairy

A straight, Christian man, anywhere from 20 to 50, that behaves normally from January through November. However, as Christmas gets closer, he gets so wrapped up in the holiday spirit he becomes increasingly effeminate, reaching maximum queer-ness the week of Christmas. At that point he's only a few egg nogs away from grabbing the karaoke mic and singing Elton John and Wham! all night long. But after Christmas has passed, he will deny any and all of his behavior for the past month or so, and build a thick macho facade to last through February, or until his friends stop teasing him.
Steve: "Dan, you're SUCH a sugar plum fairy."

Dan: "No I'm not, what makes you say that?"

Jim: "Dude, last year you got drunk and made out with the Santa Claus down at the mall!"

Steve: "The best part was when he gave you his number."

Dan: "I hate you guys."
by Xedan December 8, 2010
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Tree Fairy

The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.
'I am the tree fairy, and I bring you cold, ugly trees!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005
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thumb fairy

someone on Yahoo! Answers who deliberately puts thumbs down for any answer.
I had best answer, but the stupid thumb fairy gave me 4 thumbs down.
by jake blinco November 29, 2007
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popcorn fairy

Fairies who help in controlling the popping of corn. First befriended by Orville Redenbaucher and brought to America via sea shipping routes. Also known to sprinkle popcorn salt dust on people to make them fall in love with eating popcorn.
theatre staff: "Wow, i almost didn't have enough popcorn."
other theatre staff: "How did you survive?"
theatre staff: "the popcorn fairies."
other theatre staff: "thanks popcorn fairy."
by Thumbtastic Voyager IV October 15, 2008
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downvote fairy

A type of troll who goes to an article with which he/she disagrees and systematically gives a negative vote to each agreeing comment. Usually found infesting political opinion news sites and blogs.
"Hmm... Every single comment that agrees with this article has exactly one downvote. Looks like a downvote fairy has been through here."
by servo1969 January 29, 2014
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Tooth Fairy

by Gutterbird January 23, 2009
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fairy dick

1. a guy who has some definite feminine or homosexual qualities
2. a guy with a small penis (see pixie penis)
Andrew: That's fabulous!
Kenny: STFU you fairy dick!
by krbroyl January 16, 2006
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