fieldston

One of the so-called "prestigious" private high schools of New York City. The school aims at promoting ethical philosophies that I guess are meant to make the students better people. It fails miserably though, as I honestly see no difference in the "asshole to nice-people ratio" when I compare it to other schools.

The school tries to maintain a diverse environment which is also a joke in itself. Its funny that someone can get kicked out for making a slightly \racist comment in privacy while the school is selectively choosing different ethnic groups when it comes to admissions. But of course, we all know that true diversity comes from people who look different. Forget about ideas, values, culture and whatnot. And, everyone is jewish there somehow.

The school is ridiculously liberal. Mention anything that may be 1 notch to right and prepare to get your conservative ass raped by some ethical cock.

Fieldston. The place where the attractive people are at the top, the jocks are asses, the drama kids are weird, the nerds do their own thing, the workload is unbearable, everybody smokes weed (thank god), everyone drinks, and the normal kids in between the chaos are depressed as hell.

With each graduating class the world gets a bunch of ethical burn-outs who think they can change something in the world.

by THE EYES OF THE EAGLE April 30, 2005

Field Grimace

A healthy boner and/or erection.

Dude, I totally got a field grimace when I watched Thora Birch take her shirt off in American Beauty.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Field Clean

When you don't have time to take a shower and you use a wet wipe or wash cloth to clean up after taking a no. 2.

I knew it was going to be a while before I could take a shower, so I decided to Field Clean it.

Kyle didn't have time to shower, so he spit on some T.P. and field cleaned it.

by voodoo scriber June 6, 2016

failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian

if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

Fieldston

A neighborhood in the Bronx. Being in the Bronx, it has some negative connotations. It is actually a really nice neighborhood, home to Horace Mann School, Ethical Culture Fieldston School, and Riverdale Country Day School, some of NYC and the country's best schools. Has a few nice restaurants and is home to many upper middle or upper class people. The houses here are really, really nice and be compared to houses in the wealthier towns of Westchester.
Given that Ethical Culture Fieldston School is in Fieldston, a definition for Fieldston could also be the school - it is a "hilltop school" which just means those three schools mentioned above. It is one of the top schools in the country and prides itself on its diversity.

Fieldston is such a lovely neighborhood with such great schools!

by DogLover624 May 23, 2018

The Field Goal

When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.

On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

left field leftovers

the act of staying after a baseball (or any other sports) game and drinking all the half full/full cups of beer that people left behind. great for saving money drinking, or underage drinking

Dude lets stay after the game and drink all the left field leftovers then drunkenly stumble to the train.

by smokeweedeveryday420toke-it-up February 14, 2013