An antiquated pair of dry fit boxer briefs that develop various size holes in the area of the taint, allowing bulges of the scrotum to protrude
Wife: Why the hell do you keep these things?
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....
by Shasta LaShay October 24, 2020
Get the Freedom Briefsmug. That is not what freedom of speech means and you're perfectly fine with people being condemned and criticized.
Hym "Nooo Russell. That ain't what freedom of speech means. You know that. You know what it means. It means you can say whatever you want. You are free to speak. Freedom. You're either free or you're not. In the same way that you're either a crippled assburger with a visibily defunct mind or you're not. Getting molested by Amber doesn't make you a real person Elon. See? You can just say whatever. Your tainted and neglected offspring will never love you. Unlike most men I'm willing to fuck trans girls so how old is your he/she son? Did Joe's daughters turn 18 yet and do they want to make an easy 200 million? I've been building up fat so my bitch-tits are extra jiggly right now."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
Get the Freedom of speechmug. by FreedomBoi January 20, 2019
Get the Freedom Highmug. The power to do whatever your heart desires as long as you're not being a total dick or hurting someone.
Freedom lets me open carry and smoke weed at my gay trans-black friend's wedding that they paid for with bitcoin.
by Jay vajayjay September 27, 2019
Get the Freedommug. Remote work gives us zip code freedom. If I can do my job from paradise why should it matter to my boss?
John experienced zip code freedom during the pandemic, once tasted, the "return to the office" push was obvious BS.
by jmacofearth April 30, 2024
Get the zip code freedommug. 'Freedom J' refers to a United States dollar, or the legal tender of the USA. Similar to "Freedom Eagles", "Bucks", "Big greens", or other slag terms. Freedom J's can be any bill size or amount, but in singular usually implies a count of 1 dollar bills.
"Do you know what a good minecraft hosting service is? Cause I'm about to blow some freakin FREEDOM J'S"
"Can you believe it?? It only cost me 6 golden freedom J's!!"
"Can you believe it?? It only cost me 6 golden freedom J's!!"
by Megacharlie October 11, 2022
Get the Freedom J'smug. Having consensual sexual relations with an American woman shortly after crossing the southern border illegally.
by Sancho July 31, 2022
Get the Freedom Whoopiemug.