Fossyness

To be fossy, from the root word of 'fussy', is to be irritated in a joking manner.

Sara expressed her true fossyness when she tickled Chris for having eaten one of her cookies.

When one wishes to impose a playful frustration, verbally admitting one has become fossy or possess fossyness portrays a humorous irritability within that person.

by clark5722 February 18, 2011

Flopsy

when you can't get it up.

1."my umberella is flopsy"
2. "My penis is flacid (flopsy)"

by jazzisgiggity May 6, 2014

Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

Flosspirant

Anyone who aspires to be flossy. Flossy as in showy (generally male) or a girl who is smart but likes to appear less so - having a brain like floss.

What is with that girl, she used to get good grades, but now hangs out with the dorks.
Oh she is just so flosspirant!

by muddster August 23, 2016

Floss

A verb used when wanting to leave

Hey this party sucks, let's floss

by Nagician December 12, 2016

Flossia

Myself

Flossia is the mother of Billy, Leland and Kresti.

by Lonely Lady December 19, 2016

Flosshead

Very forgetful

Whoops sorry I forgot about that! 'What a flosshead I am'.

by Ellcie March 25, 2017