even

the funniest word in the english language

the funniest even word because its even pointless and any sentence with it in it would be even fine without it

by Billy Sorenson March 22, 2003

I don't even know what that means

This phrase is tagged to the end of one's speech in order to reveal an innuendo or undertone. It is expressed with a wide-eyed expression and a tone of confusion. It is often synonymous with "That's what she said".

Unlike "That's what she said", it is proper for one to add this phrase to the end of his/her own speech, as well as for others to do the honor for him/her.

Scott: "This female's pelvis has been articulated... I don't even know what that means"

by Carriacou Archaeology 2008 September 27, 2008

don't even trip

Don't even think about it! To put something so far out of your mind that it is useless to you and others.

Don't even trip about this because that fool will not get any of my money.

by Teresa Rae Butler February 11, 2006

everteen

a person who will ever live on the verge of adolescence and maturity, keeps the lifestyle of a youngster, and refuses to accept traditions or norms practised by others at the same age

Jerry was one of those everteen badlads I met downtown, a whipster hitched on the side

by Kaloyan February 15, 2008

can you even

Can you even ,are three nouns that people trying to be cool use when in the situation that you did something they cannot do or, they feel uncomfortable or, threatened ....👍

Hey ,watch me do this! Oh yeah well.... can you even

by Deeznutterbutterzthe4th June 5, 2016

ain't even like that

Means exactly what you think it means! 100% that hoe lying!

It ain't even like that.... Oh yes the f it is!

by the coolest chick in town September 24, 2017

everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.

Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid

by Ash April 21, 2005