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St.edward

A little elementry school in the middle of tennessee with a lame ass principal, like father ryan wishes it was notre dame and there is only 2 frikin irish people in the school
little kindergardeners from St.Bernard beat the fith graders in basketball at st.edward...again
by meg February 4, 2005
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team edward

The term used to describe people who are obsessed with twilight and favor edward cullen over jacob black. 99% of the time, team edward fans are people who read twilight when it first came out and fell in love with edward off the bat. team jacob fans are the opposite. they love jacob black despite their inability to have any solid support or reasoning for their infatuation. these people are wanna-be's who became twilight fans once the entire world already knew about it and thought they were cool and decided to be team jacob. never take someone who is team jacob seriously.
girl #1: omg i read twilight 888738 times! IM TOTALLY TEAM EDWARD!

girl #2: really? i read it 10 minutes ago....i must be team jacob!

girl #1: FAG!
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Edward Cullen

Hardcore kid: "He's gayer than Edward Cullen."
Fangirl: "Eek!"
by kaelynm June 1, 2009
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Edward

A character from Twilight. And ,no, he wasn't bitten by Carlisle. He was first a young boy named Cedric Diggory who wandered off like a stupid boy around a graveyard and got shot by Lord Voldy. What you people didn't realize was that Michael Jackson found him and bit him. He then sent 'edward' to the little family he created(which no one knows of) and brainwashed him into thinking that Carlisle brought him back to 'life'. Cedric changed his name to Edward Cullen and then he met Bella. Cho wasn't too happy about that (and if you guys were paying attention, you would've seen Cho in the back of Bella in every scene with a knife-also the reason why 'edwards' eyes are so big all the time. So there you have it people! THE TRUE 'EDWARD' :)
Cedric: I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons.

Harry: Forget about it. I'm sure you would've done the same for me.

Cedric: Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor?...


Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.
by Tory K. April 30, 2009
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Edward Mason

Edward Anthony Cullen's human name.
Edward Mason had Spanish Influenza which is why Carlisle changed him. Very very sexy man!
by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009
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Edward Scissor Hands

(v)To trim the pubic region.
I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!
by Fatwalrus October 5, 2006
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Edward Scissorhands

A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.
Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!
by CavMan October 17, 2004
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