Egg Bois

Egg Bois

A group of boys who wait around on street corners ready to mug people and steal their eggs

Hey man, Watch out for the egg Bois, they mugged me the other day, They stole all my eggs

by Mr D October 04, 2019

Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.

Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"

by La_Nina February 18, 2010

egg hunters

A word me and a friend made up for the simple term semen

I hoe your egg hunters were never good at easter egg hunts.

by UEGIEAgf June 25, 2005

egg snot

The clear and sometimes cloudy, viscous, sticky, uncooked white of an egg. Under cooked sunny-side-up egg.

"Gross! I ordered my eggs sunny-side up...not egg snot! I need a tissue for this, not toast!"

by C.Palmer May 16, 2007

Turtle Egg

When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.

I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.

by smashuri November 02, 2010

Egg Hunt

1.The act of sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of impregnating your partner. When a couple actively tries to get pregnant. filled the basket
2. A traditional Easter holiday tradition. Grownups hide eggs from the "Easter Bunny" and children search/hunt for them.

Guy#1: I am so tired today.
Guy#2: Jeanna had you out late egg hunting again?
Guy#1: Yea, ,we've been trying for weeks now, but I think I finally filled the basket.

by Murtle January 25, 2008

egg churner

a sexual position where the male puts his testicles in the females nasal and shakes. This is a very common used position, and from experience i 100% recommend it!

"Hey babe do you want to do the egg churner?"
"Yes baby i have been waiting to do this for a while now."

by sexualmasterjelly August 09, 2018