Dylan

Dylan is the gayest guy you will ever meet he wants to eat Shaqs butt With a huge. Spoon if you ever meet Dylan and you are a guy keep him away from your arsehole

Someone touched my arse it was probably at Dylan

by Danugget February 18, 2020

dylan

mega simp/bottom. just an absolute bOTTOM. wont stop simpin over random nibbas, edgelord typebeat.

guy 1: woah that nibba wont stop simpin
guy 2: yeah lmao theyre such a dylan

by as20_3 March 17, 2020

Dylan

Means usually a kid that’s retarded

You act like such a Dylan

by NICE VAN3949 June 21, 2020

Dylan

Amazing friends however he is b being stalked and harrassed by unknown force

Dylan has been off lately

I wonder why

by Ur mamaaa November 22, 2022

The Dylan

The act of being beaten by your russian dad while 8 big black burly men covered in oil and butt naked wank in the corner of the room

Son: Daddy, grandad did the dylan with me last night
father: ...

by Piraven's mum yarlini May 3, 2022

Dylan

If your name is dylan, then you have the biggest cock known on earth. You can get every girl you want. If you have a friend named alfie button then you can definitely steal his girl. You are very smart and have alot of muscle. You will be very successful in the drug dealing business and you will chef up alfie burton

Dylan is gonna rush alfie burton

by DylanTheGoat69420 March 23, 2022

Dylan

Tall, skinny, white brunette boy, makes the most retarded jokes, when you talk to a Dylan ur probably gonna lose brain cells funny… or annoying, he the class clown

Have you seen Dylan?

Bro just look up

by Bedzdy July 24, 2021