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Dork Scrolling

Endlessly scrolling Dex and Pumpfun for the next runner.
I’ve been Dork Scrolling all day and haven’t found shit.
by KodAyden November 8, 2024
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Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a geeky guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called a slur.
Example #1

Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a lil geeky shiesty ass dork.

Example #2

Guy 1: honestly, if I got robbed by Urkel, I'd be depressed for life
Guy 2: I wouldn't blame you, I would too if I got robbed by a shiesty ass dork
by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023
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Dork

Someone that tries to tell somebody they are more talented than they are and thinks they are effectively inflating the person's ego by doing it.
The dork thought she owned the place (even though she wasn't even from there) and tried to tell people that she thought werre weaker than her that they were more talented than they really were, thinking they actually believed or went for a word of the bullshit she said. Good thing for the people that knew who she was talking shit about, they knew she was full of shit and were never in danger of getting too inflated.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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Dork

The penis of any type of whale commonly used to describe a sperm whales penis
Hey look at the dork on that whale
by Thewhaleman78 April 5, 2021
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dork scrimping

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.
OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.
by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019
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Dork

by GAYHOMOGAYSEGGSUALGAY April 29, 2022
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dork web

the section of the dark web where ur mom would be sold
person 1: where can i go buy ur mom?
person 2: on the dork web of course! :)
by Questionforgodwhy April 7, 2021
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