Disney Disease

When something in pop culture becomes so ubiquitous that liking it is mandatory. People infected with Disney disease will dismiss any and all criticism as petty contrarianism, no matter how obviously flawed or downright awful the thing is.

Named after the company that reduces everything to flavorless gray mush.

Examples: capeshit, Harry Potter

My friend thinks I'm a depressed asshole because I never want to see his shitty MCU movies. He has a bad case of Disney disease.

by dontkillalljewspls October 8, 2021

Disney Diva

A female product of Disney that manages to reach mainstream media either by their singing or acting.

eg. Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Olivia Rodrigo, Selena Gomez, etc.

Olivia Rodrigo is my new favorite Disney Diva.

by ugly w October 27, 2021

Disney hat trick

The accomplishment of having masturbated to the same animated Disney movie three times during a single viewing.

Bro, did you hear about Tanner's Disney hat trick with Aladdin? I think he's got somethin' for Gilbert Gottfried.

by tigerdad July 22, 2021

Disney

Too good to keep Marvel characters the same race as in the comic books but not too good to make a "The villain is evil because they are compensating for having a small dick" joke.

Example 1
Disney writers are hacks and whoever wrote that small dick remark deserves to get raped by a small dick.

Example 2
Disney writers "Please no! Why are you raping me!?"

Rapist "I'm compensating for my small dick"

by Hym Iam August 26, 2021

Disney Channel Kid

Usually seen smoking crappy weed at a public pool, wearing a unicorn mask.

Look there goes that disney channel kid.... his name must be fred.

by Evilduck55 June 26, 2021

Disney Princess

A Naivë and Bratty teenager who runs away and marries the first man they meet.

You Must Be A Disney Princess Because People Assume Your Problems Disappear When A Big Strong Man Appeared.

by PieppiepSalat553 August 16, 2022

Disney Channel

Disney Channel is one o he bye inventions ever, I feel like it Wass literally made for people like me. Full of dramedies, coming of age and sitcoms it's everything I like in a nutshell. If you've seen Full or Fuller House, you might enjoy The Suite life on Deck or The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. If you enjoy modern musicals the Disney Channel Musicals Collection on Disney+ is the place for you. Disney Channel was a great invention that I honestly wish was still on TV today. It might be, idk but I can't find it.

Me: I honestly wish Disney Channel was still around.
Friend: it is!
Me: I meant on normal satellite TV.
Friend: oh.
Me: It's everything I've ever wanted.
Friend: That sounds like you
Me: it does doesn't it?

by Life'sComplicatedAndSimple September 2, 2022