disastrophuck

It went from disaster, to catastrophe, to fucking up, to so bad you may as well eat yourself to death

Rick: Will, Dave just broke up with Monica! Now's my chance to...
Will: You'll try and she'll say no, we've been through this before.
Monica: Dave made my life a disastrophuck, how can I cope...
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MONICA. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TELLING WILL WHY HE CAN'T DATE YOU?

by Leon Rhinehart January 4, 2015

disablaged

Disabled by age

" No wonder the old git drove into the ditch, he's disablaged!"

by le Belier August 7, 2014

disapparape

To disapparate while grasping the hand of another, without first obtaining permission. Also referred to as nonconsensual disapparation.

I was never more horrified and scarred, as I was when Harry Potter disapparaped Hermione at the top of a cliff in the Deathly Hallows Part 1.

by theblur05 February 26, 2015

Disaproud

A mixture of the feelings "disappointment" and "proud".

I'm not angry I'm disaproud.

by The Mad Mental DJ Div April 13, 2015

Disaperiod

When you hook up with a girl and she's gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.

I banged this girl last night but when I woke up she was already gone. At first I thought that was awesome but then I realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. Felt like that scene from the Godfather with the horse head. Never saw her again. She straight up Disaperiod.

by Stevie LaLa November 22, 2015

disappreciation

A lack of appreciation, disinclination

No words can express my disappreciation with the {College Board}

by Dave 123 March 3, 2017

Disabilititty

A condition where a woman's breasts don't look right. An example of a disabilititty is an inverted nipple or a botched boob job.

Did you see her boobs? The disabilititty is strong with that one.

by Not a Skeeter September 29, 2017