Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

by Derange-O October 4, 2013

Deuce Toss

V.
1. To toss a turd.
2. To burn someone. (diss)
3. To fuck up.

"shut your shit or I'll deuce toss you!"

"Now, that's how you deuce toss someone!"

"Way to deuce toss all night!"

by Dhebi April 17, 2009

flippin the deuce

Just the classic peace sign.

They saw her flippin the deuce while making her exit.

by NotMgenna December 29, 2007

facebook deuce

The act of surfing facebook while going number 2.

bro, give me my laptop I gotta take a facebook deuce

by bwizzy November 16, 2009

Frosting a Deuce

The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.

I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.

by pjob July 7, 2009

Deuce Gang

The Deuce Gang is also known as "Deuce Clique" and is mostly founded in California, New York and Houston, Texas.
They usually represent the gang by wearing black and white bandanas in the left rear pocket. It is not a rival gang to any worldwide set(posse, gang) because it is a neutral clique. The set is allies with crips, bloods, latin kings, MS-13, Surenos, Avenues and etc.

Some examples of Deuce Gangs throughout the country are: Deuce Boyz, Tre Deuce, Deuce-Deuce, Hoover Crip Deuce, and Southside Deucers.

by Deuce Soldiaz February 24, 2008

dirty deuce

The act in which you take a really sloppy shit

Oh you dont want to go in there....i just dropped a dirty deuce.

by mockasin August 15, 2006