ailema disease

Swollen up throat that makes it so you can't breath also side affects of throwing up, coughing , headache, watery eyes, eyes popping out while sneezing

Emily has the ailema disease

by Ciamada gonzalez April 3, 2017

assburners disease

The result or aftermath of when you have eaten too many spicy items.

I ate too many jalapenos and now I have assburners disease.

by Cadii 22 May 31, 2010

butthole disease

Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.

It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.

by sypha-dius July 11, 2016

ligmaballs disease

hell where you cant fuck your grandma anymore cure me fucking your and your mom at one time

ligmaballs disease sucks nuts

by weird guy that knows anotomy May 9, 2022

Legionnaire's Disease

The disease caused by spending many many hours at your local watering hole, in this case, the American Legion. Onset usually occurs hours to days after drinking has begun. Symptoms include: moderate to extreme embarrassment, dehydration, regret, shame, perhaps a general feeling of "what the hell happened last night?" etc

Are you guys up for a Sunday picnic this afternoon? I'm not sure we'll be able to make it, Joe was out last night and has a severe case of legionnaire's disease today!

by tushtush02 March 12, 2013

chales disease

a sexually transmitted disease which often makes you hook to the left

oh crap i got chales disease last night

by spencerpray November 14, 2010

Gungurky's disease

sudden onset of a hearing disorder when a doctor doesn't want to deal with the latest ailment from his wife

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: What - I can't hear you.

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: Sorry honey, I can't hear you. I have Gungurky's disease.

by SSKa August 5, 2012