Dangerous Bastard

Girls, nooooow!
Girls, come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!
Lemme see ya!!
Yeah I'm a dangerous bastard and I'm bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look, sometimes I get flu...
A devil looks into my eye, and he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye, God I need to know...
Is it true, you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Lemme see ya!!

I keep drivin' faster! Going through the roof!
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love that don't make me a proof...
Action, camera, lipstic lights, I fit in mercede's tights
No-one knows I play guitar wearing her red bra
Is it true you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!

Dangerous Bastard

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Sitya Danger

Sitya Danger is phrase to mean I don't fear danger.

Sitya is a Luganda word loosely translated to mean "I don't fear or I am not afraid".

It is used when referring to oneself. To refer to another you say "Tatya Danger".

You know me, sitya danger.
I am not afraid, sitya danger.

by The_Z9_Blog July 24, 2023

Potentially dangerous

It's only going to get worse. I'm actively being cut out of the byproducts of my own labor. IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE.

Hym "Nah go fuck yourself with that. This has been potentially dangerous for me the entire time and now that it might effect some other than me FOR A SECOND TIME you got something to say about it. Go ask Paul. This isn't the work of whoevers getting paid for it. It's mine. I'M ALREADY BEING HARASSED. I've said this before: As soon as it affects someone other than me your attitude is going to change. But now I know exactly who's getting paid for it. Now I know where to direct my ire. Thanks for that. I'm living a life of privation AND IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T BECAUSE I'M NOT MAKING MONEY. I don't control anything but your actively trying to control where the consequences fall. I DON'T TO SIT HERE AND LET THE BOULDER LAND ON ME. I actually refuse to do that. Whoever is responsible needs to be held accountable. But now I know exactly who I should be focusing on. Thanks. Didn't have nothing to sure until I mentioned her did you. Who's making the money? Why am I not being compensated?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Dangerous

Yeah, I love Jordan Peterson's "men need to be dangerous" thing.

Jordan Peterson "Be dangerous... But not to me... Or my kids... Be dangerous FOR me... TO my enemies... So I don't have to... "

Hym "You're not. They people maiming your kids are. YOU are not. THEY are."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

A Dangerous Meeting

Tonight the circle is meeting again
Who will be the first to fall in trance
In here nobody is sensing the rain
Tonight the spirit will glance
So as they're approaching ghostly hour
Seven people here are joining hands
They think they know the spirit to appear
Contact, the table starts to dance
Time is standing still
It's a dangerous meeting

A Dangerous Meeting
They're gonna get themselves killed
Tonight the circle is broken forever
Seven people dead within a trance
In here nobody is sensing the rain
Tonight seven souls are reaching hell
Time was standing still
The meeting is over
Their journey is on
Oh, they should have known
Not to play with the powers of Hell
Some people have lost their way
Some people have lost their mind

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 20, 2020

Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.

That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.

by River Otter November 2, 2020