The D to P

The D to P is also refered as the Dick to Pussy Ratio.

You are on your way to a party, you call your friend up and ask him "What's the D to P?" He replies "5:1", "It is a real sauagefest."

by Joseph Tourville December 28, 2007

d cock

the man

hey there goes d cock!

by Sssssssaddkjdsjalkjf4D June 5, 2017

D-dimer

When you spill Nesquik on the counter and snort it for lack of having something else to clean it up with.

My usual 3am chocolate milk run was almost foiled when I overfilled the glass with Nesquik. I didn't have napkins so I D-dimer'd that shit up.

by Nesquik Guy December 16, 2021

d-gulled

The act of performing an underwater "blowjob" until the point of ejaculation.

I went to the cabin this weekend and I got d-gulled in the hottub!

by Livingstoned250 January 2, 2014

D-Boi

Nickname for D-class personnel, usually used in the steam game SCP:SL. Short for D-Class hence the avatars assumed gender (male)

Nerd: "NO D-BOI WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WORK TOGETHER TO ESCAPE THE FACILITY"
D-Boi "ha-ha COM-15 go bang-bang"

by Pogchampeyeon January 28, 2021

d-tour

Having sex.

Where's Kadie?

Oh, she's taking a d-tour, she'll be back soon.

by d-tourkadie December 16, 2011

Genetical D

Genetical D is the definition of huge, enormous penis which someone has got from genetics from his father.

guy #1 - duude, are you okay, that Genetical D is huge
guy #2 - yeah, i know dad, it's big, but is genetical so...

by Jelikatheonewithbd January 31, 2021