Black Catter

The annoying person in every group who insists that whatever you have that is really cool or awesome, they have something that is better. If you say you have a cat that is totally black, they will tell you that they have a cat that is WAY blacker. This person will be lying, and will never be able to produce this amazing thing that they own

You: I just got a new iPhone, it is pretty sweet
Black Catter: Oh yeah? Well I just picked up the new iPhone touch nano.
You: Oh? I never heard of it. Lets see it.
Black Catter: I left it at home. I don't bring it out with me or everyone would be trying to steal it, and when people come to my place I keep it locked in a safe

by GhotiCatcher October 20, 2009

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Catterick condom

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.

Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?

by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008

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cutterfuck

A cutterfuck is a one word no space term for someone who cuts themselves just to flaunt off there cuts for attention. most people have never heard of a cutterfuck but most people know one or two cutterfucks

Me: hey whats are those on your wrist...OMG!!
cutterfuck: yea, i did them lastnight in the shower...im emotionally fucked. wanna hang out?
me:cutterfuck say what *cough*
cutterfuck:what?
me: sure we can hang out heres my fake #
cutterfuck:yay

by zachary Foster April 29, 2008

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