Crystal glen

Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman

Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.

by TroubledMD December 11, 2024

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Peach Crystals

Oh, you know what they are.

Dang, Sickly, those are some PEACH CRYSTALS!

by Sneaky Effer August 11, 2025

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Beautiful, smart, funny, caring, has huge heart and boobs.. luvs to make other happy.. will always be there for her family and friends.. luvs to party!.. very honest.. open minded.. very sexual..slightly mental ..

Meet this girl named Crystal. Had an amazing time!

by Crazycrystal5 May 19, 2023

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Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.

My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 16, 2023

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crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023

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