crusty salamander

The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.

Me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere I reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. Then we danced.

by Butthole Surfer July 17, 2007

crusty cameltoe

A car in which there is no indicator of an alarm system, with a gas tank that can easily be opened and pissed in.

"man, i was so drunk the other night that i found a crusty cameltoe to piss in. I wonder if they'll get better mileage"

by Bust(y)a Heims August 4, 2008

crusty cake

1. The skid mark left in ones underwear after taking a large satisfying dump without adequate wiping.

2. A turd nugget (cake sized) left stuck to the bottom of a toilet bowl after a large dump that does not flush down with the rest of the poo.

Eg. Oh man, I left the biggest crusty cake in the teachers private bathroom yesterday.

by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014

crusty canyon

the dirty, dry, flaky, lint-filled area between a woman's large, milky breasts.

Damn, did you see Amanda's crusty canyon? Her chest is in terrible need of some moisturizer.

by jonnyactionhero August 18, 2006

Crusty Kid

A kid who plays roblox, minecraft, critikal ops or fortnite and watches dream and owns clothes of those games. Thier appearance are usually video game clothes, freckles and often fat. Their favourite food/snacks are mcdonalds and chips with sourcream and onion.

1. Look at those Crusty Kids over there!
2. they be mad crusty tho!

by Pǻkémún December 4, 2021

crusty outlaw

When it is late at night and you fuck your girlfriend in the butt and it is really messy. Then you let it air dry then the next morning she sucks your crusty cock.

This dude that I was playing video games with told me about how his girlfriend loves to give him crusty outlaws...I am so jealous of him!!!

by TerribleTarans May 6, 2009

crusty joe

The dried up shit that is left in your pantaloons

hey ma, i told you to get the cursty joes outta mah pants!

by Keenan April 16, 2004