A kid who plays roblox, minecraft, critikal ops or fortnite and watches dream and owns clothes of those games. Thier appearance are usually video game clothes, freckles and often fat. Their favourite food/snacks are mcdonalds and chips with sourcream and onion.
by Pǻkémún December 04, 2021
A car in which there is no indicator of an alarm system, with a gas tank that can easily be opened and pissed in.
"man, i was so drunk the other night that i found a crusty cameltoe to piss in. I wonder if they'll get better mileage"
by Bust(y)a Heims July 11, 2008
The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.
Me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere I reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. Then we danced.
by Butthole Surfer June 20, 2007
by jonnyactionhero August 18, 2006
1. The skid mark left in ones underwear after taking a large satisfying dump without adequate wiping.
2. A turd nugget (cake sized) left stuck to the bottom of a toilet bowl after a large dump that does not flush down with the rest of the poo.
2. A turd nugget (cake sized) left stuck to the bottom of a toilet bowl after a large dump that does not flush down with the rest of the poo.
by KingGeorge33 March 05, 2014
When it is late at night and you fuck your girlfriend in the butt and it is really messy. Then you let it air dry then the next morning she sucks your crusty cock.
This dude that I was playing video games with told me about how his girlfriend loves to give him crusty outlaws...I am so jealous of him!!!
by TerribleTarans May 07, 2009
by Keenan April 17, 2004