Creeper Zach

Creepy lumberjack who sports the ugliest beard known to man. He possesses silly hats, a gold scarf, chops that make people want to hang themselves, and a fetish for Google Earth. Worst college roomate in the history of the world. Threatened to assault roomates with Snapple, comforters up one's colon, and a ferocious beard. Enjoys latching, pissing off all, treats Nats like she is his mother, and likes Sean (gay by May). Represented by the hand gesture called "The Awkward Lumberjack"; it is done by motioning your hands like you are chopping wood with an axe. Closet racist. Leaves nail clippings and hair trimmings in sink. Refuses to wash sheets for months. Vertigo five feet off the ground. Will only sleep with a girl if bed is on ground and partner is inebriated. Thinks Josh is a facist. Believes that rape has nothing to do with sex. Likes to countdown from ten. Draws lines and finds glitches on Google Earth. Fluent in the Elvish language. Valiantly defends Little Blizzaard "Gustav." Sexual fantasies include role play with Lord of the Rings, biting, pirates. Is profoundly obsessed with Nicole. Refuses to wash his hands after relieving himself. Can't sleep in the presense of desk lamps. Overhead light must go out at 11. Eats inconcievably slowly. Has a fetish for authority. Insinuates himself into every conversation. Frequents gay bars while utterly sober. Arranges the various plaid shirts he owns by which day of the week to be worn. Routinely spends more time in the bathroom than three high maintenance females do in a day.

Are you stalking me? --Don't be a fucking Creeper Zach.

Brah, dont go all Creeper Zach on me with your chops and lumberjack outfit.

by Nats n Matt n Ades February 24, 2009

Creep-Dash

A creep dash is a move in halo when you manage to assassinate someone with a beam sword while invisible, and you were undetected by your victim. The creep comes from "creeping up" on someone, and the dash comes from what happens when you lunge at someone with the sword in the halo series. This term can be applicable to any fps with a one hit kill melee weapon (tf2 for example)

redspartanguy: it is waay to quiet out here....

invisibleelite: CRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEP DAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHH!

redspartanguy: ahhhh! What a creepy creep-dasher

*gets teabagged*

by Aidan Moore October 18, 2008

Creeper Crush

a small crush developed for someone while creeping on them at a regular rate.
Usually occuring on Facebook or Tumblr

Lily: I was creeping on Robert's page for a few hours and I have a crush on him now

Jill: What do you have a creeper crush?

by DurMcCully October 4, 2010

Creampunk

An underground counter-culture that focuses primarily on late 60's and early 70's British rock.

"Yeah these Clapton bootlegs are totally CREAMPUNK..."

by TaurusDude999 August 21, 2012

Creepacorn

A male or female that talks to people and befriends them, then tries to make a move subtly - even though they are hideously repulsive to look at. This can apply but not limited to people in a realtionship, on both sides. This person will try any means of persuasion to get into sexual relations to the other party; such as writing songs, taking for a coffe, flirtatious texting and buying items.

In exetreme cases the subject may use drugs to iffluence others (their target/prey) to finding them attractive. If sucessful once, the lifestyle of the Creepacorn may become permanent.

Creepacorn: Hey I need to talk to you about something.

Subject: Yeah sure what?

Creepcorn: I just want to tell you something important don't freak out.

Subject: Are you sure it can't wait?

Creepacorn: No I have to tell you, I'm in love with you.

Subject: What the fuck my boyfriend is right next to me passed out. You fucking Creepacorn.

by Nipple queen March 15, 2013

Creeper

Creepers are hostile mobs that makes use of a suicide-style attack: It approaches players and then explodes, causing damage to players as well as surrounding blocks and entities. Creepers spawn in the overworld at night, and in locations with a light level of 7 or less, just like most other hostile mobs; however, unlike Zombies and Skeletons, Creepers will not catch fire in direct sunlight, and those spawned in darkness will nevertheless continue wandering and attacking throughout the day in any physically accessible area until they are killed or despawn.
Creepers are especially dangerous mobs due to their near-silent approach, save for light footsteps and a signature 'burning fuse' hissing noise that often signifies it's already too late. Their explosion is devastating at short range, to both entities and structures.
Creepers run from cats and ocelots, and will even ignore the player to run away when a feline is too close. As cats can be acquired and controlled by the player, this provides an important avenue of defense from Creeper attacks.
Creepers have gained notoriety and infamy among Minecraft players for their infuriating habit of sneaking up on the Player to inflict devastating damage following an all-too-short warning sound. They have arguably become the most recognizable image from Minecraft, as well as the game's unofficial mascot.

You can find this in the Minecraft wiki Article

Edward: ugh... I hate how a Creeper suddenly explodes in your face.

Logan: Yeah, that sucks.

by MinecraftInformer September 5, 2013

creep

a creep is when a person is very weird and follows somebody and somebody who uses weird finger gestures towards you and somebody who says weird phrases. a creep is somebody who could for example, tickle you so hard that its creepy

you are such a creep

by Shane O'neill January 30, 2017