creamed knickknocks

Female overdrive, an uncontrollable desire to paint there undies with devon custard

When Brian mcfadden or justin timberlake apear on the screens of many womens tv sets (espesially the white household), this strange phenominom occurs

by kinki kiwi March 25, 2004

cream chandelier

The act of tying a girl up and jizzing on them, allowing the jiz to harden creating an imagine of a chandelier out of cum. Best when dripping and glistening in the light.

Do u know the girl that dissapeard 3 months ago, well shes being used as a cream chandelier in my basment.

by yusef &alex July 6, 2008

Salad Cream

An English person. Referring to the pale complexion of the tan-less people in the sunless country that is England.
could also be "Bloody" Salad Cream.

A mocking gesture.

person 1 "So, how about those English?"

person 2 "BLOODY SALAD CREAAAM"

person 1 *lmao* "salad cream"

by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011

Meme Cream

Meme Cream or Meme Creaming, is the act of ejaculating, at an incredibly good Meme.

Person 1: Man, that meme was so good!
Person 2: I know, I even had a Meme Cream!

by jftyfcggydrst September 11, 2016

Strawberries and cream

The ultimate finish to oral sex. As the man deposits his nut butter upon the face of his partner he punches her in the face. When executed properly, the bloody nose produced will result in the famed "Strawberries and Cream".

*SPLAT!*

*BAM!*

"Mmmm, I love me some strawberries and cream"

by Gayathrizzle fo shizzle December 2, 2003

strawberries and cream

1. Blood and ejaculate. Esp. menstral fluid and ejaculate.

After we finished intercorse, I noticed we made strawberries and cream.

by CoughSyrup November 1, 2006

bothered cream

who knows what this means... believed to originate from chancellors school, herts, england.
probably from the phrase 'bothered'.
some stupid idiot thought it made sense and it caught on.

Person 1: Oh no, you havn't done your homework.
Person 2 (chav): bothered cream

by special k April 8, 2005