Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Crash Dummy

a) Someone who knowingly commits dangerous or harmful acts that can result in a negative outcome

b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances

1. Don’t be a crash dummy selling drugs on the street knowing you have kids at home.

2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.

3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.

by JustThinkAboutIt May 27, 2025

crash the mall

Word that should, could be used instead of better-off vague "third places" (I hate that name).

The loss of malls to crash (crash the mall-ing) been disaster to human race. While it is safer, all joy is gone...

by dame_dane June 2, 2025

Early onset crash out behavior

Something slightly insane or crazy relative to a “crash out”

“Im stacking this bitch five cans high”

“Thats early onset crash out behavior”

by John smithdoodle April 10, 2024

urban dictionary crash

typing ↹ into the search bar crashes the website, try it

Me: hey urban dictionary, guess what
Urban dictionary: what?
Me: ↹
Urban dictionary: urban dictionary crash

by look at ye pain April 18, 2024

Crash out

To go insane: Virgoyari

Yari: Im about to crash out in this bitch.

by virgoyari April 22, 2024

D1 Crash-out

When somebody does something stupid, for a silly reason.

Did you really rob that bank because they didnt let you cash out that check?

Of course i did.

D1 crash-out ☝️

by ShifxyWr3ps on yt April 27, 2024