Crack Friday

When Christmas Eve falls on a Friday where people shop like it's black Friday on crack.

Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?

No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!

by L Esposito December 24, 2010

Crack a Yak

To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy, fat girl.

Kevin was going to Crack a Yak after school yesterday, but I didn't let him.

by THE CHAMP 5695 March 11, 2011

crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

CRACK SOUP

RAUMEN NOODLE SOUP MIXES

WISH I HADN'T SPENT MY MONEY ON A BUMP. NOW, I HAVE TO EAT CRACK SOUP

by WHITERUDY December 31, 2011

crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.

Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!

by Bobby Night September 14, 2013

crack mobile

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you

There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."

by night shift March 11, 2014

Crack Moment

A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.

Ben, man you look gone... Ya man, I'm just so fucking done, I'm having a crack moment over here.

by Shakednotstirred November 15, 2014