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couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
by confusedalien August 4, 2020
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Betty Cocker

When you’re doing a chick from behind and shove her face in a cake(preferably chocolate) and she eats the cake while face shoved in, then jizz all over her cake ridden face.
My lady said she wanted dessert so I gave her a Betty Cocker.
by Nutso March 25, 2021
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Harry Cocker

When you use your dick as a wand to cum into her mouth across the room.
I did Harry cocker with my bro the other day, he enjoyed it.
by Spook is fine June 21, 2021
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Purple Cocker Spaniel

During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.
So I gave Jake Paul a purple cocker spaniel by fucking him in the butt and pulling out his intestines and putting a hotdog right between the hotdog bun… man what a Tuesday.
by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021
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Murray cocker

A man who statistically gets no bitches.

Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.
See that gay dropping shit history game over there ? He’s such a Murray cocker , he has no rizz
by ScatmanJohn June 18, 2022
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Chesapeake Choker

The act of sprinkling Old Bay Seasoning onto someone before giving them oral sex.
The best part about living on the eastern shore is that women aren’t afraid to give you a chesapeake choker!
by Agent Beige December 4, 2022
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