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conversational turn signal 

noun. a warning given when you are about to drastically change the subject of a conversation. variations: turn signal, conversation blinker
Person A: I'm going out of town this weekend.
Person B: Where?
Person A: Vegas.
Person C: Conversational turn signal. Did you see that bear sitting on the side of the road?

nonversation 

A conversation that does involves large amounts of nonsense or other randomness. These conversation are generally between two very bored or two very creative teenagers as a way to pass time.
Gadson: Uh, I'm so bored.
Ellie: Lets have a nonversation to pass the time
Gadon: Okay but first i need to make sure that my weasel took its bath.
Ellie: Thats fine. I know weasels hate baths. I heard that pictures of dancing bagels can help.
nonversation by BulletToTheEscalator February 12, 2012

Cockversation 

He was totally having a cockversation with himself. I forgot I was even there!
Cockversation by Zeezachhh June 13, 2010

The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.
Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

Nonversation 

A conversation through eye contact. When everything important that needs to be said, gets said through a look.
My spouse and I couldnt think of any words to say to describe our love, so we had a nonversation. Everything that we were thinking was said through our eye contact.
Nonversation by Harry Balsser October 19, 2010

conversating 

when people are talking, past tense of "talkin to eachoter" if u know what i mean!
Shaniqua and Jessica are talkin: hey girl you know Keisha done had another ba...
DeJohn inturrupts: (pullin @ Jessicas leg) Muh, Muh, Muh, Muh
Jessica says: Boy dont you see me and Niqua conversating? Get yo ass outta here!
conversating by Robert E J March 10, 2009