Person A: I'm going out of town this weekend.
Person B: Where?
Person A: Vegas.
Person C: Conversational turn signal. Did you see that bear sitting on the side of the road?

conversational turn signal by bcon June 11, 2006

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nonversation

A conversation that does involves large amounts of nonsense or other randomness. These conversation are generally between two very bored or two very creative teenagers as a way to pass time.

Gadson: Uh, I'm so bored.
Ellie: Lets have a nonversation to pass the time
Gadon: Okay but first i need to make sure that my weasel took its bath.
Ellie: Thats fine. I know weasels hate baths. I heard that pictures of dancing bagels can help.

nonversation by BulletToTheEscalator February 12, 2012

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Cockversation

Talking to your penis

He was totally having a cockversation with himself. I forgot I was even there!

Cockversation by Zeezachhh June 13, 2010

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The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.

Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The Law of Ass Eating Conservation by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

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