comfy

The state of being when everything is A-OKAY!!! Those who are fortunate enough to complete the treacherous "Quest for the Ultimate Comf" are rewarded with a one-of-a-kind life thrilling experience. Only the bravest individuals will receive the opportunity to get into the "Nition" for comfy.

Because she finished "The Quest", Holly now has the well-deserved privilege to get comfy on Nick's shoulder.

by nanette2014 December 15, 2011

comey

adj. moral hypocrite, someone who endorses a moral standard and yet behaves in violation of it.

He's so comey that he'd destroy one political candidate over harmless emails yet he'd help a racist, misogynist, treasonous con-man become president instead.

by santacruzjeff June 8, 2017

comparde

see compadre

n/a

by VAN June 19, 2003

compadre

When two best friends both have children, they go from being best friends to compadres or comadres (co-parents)

Now that Jaime has a son, he's my compadre.

by Hay9000 May 20, 2010

comp-u-terd

The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.

I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Company Cleanup

having the feeling to clean up your room only when you have company in your house

Edgar: Whoa my room's a mess i should clean up

Ted: man you don't have to pull a company cleanup in the middle of a movie

by The Real Koryodang March 25, 2011

company dumpany

The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

My boss was pissed at me because I took a 25 minute company dumpany.

by beerman0531 November 6, 2015