collin is most of the time a toolbag with no life.
collin has no friends and cant get a girl friend.
collin is a wannaB and a poser.
collin normaly has a really cool brother who steels all of his luster and the people in his grade thinks his brother is cooler then him.
collin has no friends and cant get a girl friend.
collin is a wannaB and a poser.
collin normaly has a really cool brother who steels all of his luster and the people in his grade thinks his brother is cooler then him.
kid 1 "that kid is such a collin"
kid 2 "who are u talking about"
kid 1 " the kid who lots like a toolbag"
kid 2 "ooooo now i know who your talking about"
kid 1 yeah but that kid may be a tool but his brother is pretty cool"
kid 2 " yeah i think i might hang out with the toolbags brother"
kid 1 " same the tools brother looks like a cameron"
kid 2 " i know its awsome he looks like a beast"
kid 2 "who are u talking about"
kid 1 " the kid who lots like a toolbag"
kid 2 "ooooo now i know who your talking about"
kid 1 yeah but that kid may be a tool but his brother is pretty cool"
kid 2 " yeah i think i might hang out with the toolbags brother"
kid 1 " same the tools brother looks like a cameron"
kid 2 " i know its awsome he looks like a beast"
by anti_toolbag November 2, 2010
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The most Annoying fucktard person out there likes to beat off to little kid and hit girls on the low
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Get the Collin mug.Collins are boys with no sense of loyalty. They're usually not the brightest and don't know a good thing when they have it. They're troublemakers who like to push the boundaries to see what adults will allow. One of those ppl that parents and teachers love, but their peers know the real truth.
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Get the emma collins mug.the most remarkable man on earth. he is caring, attentive, talented, and so supportive. he will make you feel like the only person on earth anytime you talk to him. he is too nice to his haters. i am always ready to fight people on his behalf. he is so humble. he writes the sweetest love songs on earth and makes whoever he loves feel so special. his music theory skills never fail to blow me away. his brain is like mine, but different. he makes me feel seen. he will make you feel so cared for, i cannot explain. he may not always be available, but when you do get to spend time together, he’ll make you forget about any time apart. he is my end game.
i am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with jacob collier, he gives me the love i’ve always deserved to have reciprocated.
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Get the jacob collier mug.Written by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin, The Tao of Collin is a series of guidelines and divine truths for more blissful existence.
The Tao of Collin reads as follows.
1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.
2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.
3. Chill. Be cool.
4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.
5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.
6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."
7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.
8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.
9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)
10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.
2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.
3. Chill. Be cool.
4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.
5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.
6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."
7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.
8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.
9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)
10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin November 24, 2007
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