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college climber 

That one girl in school who is in every single activity or club only so they can put it down in their college applications.
“Jessie is such a college climber, she joined my club and only came once.”
college climber by ohgodno December 8, 2017

college schedule 

Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.
I’m not working this week because I’m on a college schedule at work.
college schedule by Fakes in GA December 17, 2017

College ruled 

A small paper for rolling substances (commonly marijuana) but can mean any type of paper.

This term is the opposite of wide ruled
You got those college ruled?
College ruled by BFxx January 20, 2018

College hit

When you exhale completely, emptying your lungs before taking a large bong rip and holding the hit for at least ten seconds.
Whoa, Robby just took a college hit! He's gonna be super stoned!
College hit by Thekingofqueefs January 24, 2018

College plague 

A place in which there is a group of sororities or frat houses around the neighborhood.
"Uh, look at CU and all the college plague."

" I don't feel like going to a college plague."
College plague by Hatandle June 2, 2018

College girlfriend 

Something I can't get!
It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.