Cleveland Browns

The literal worst NFL team you can find. Never won a Super bowl and possibly may of never won a game, so if go to Cleveland, you know your NFL team will always be better then them.

The Cleveland Browns suck balls

by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk May 6, 2018

Cleveland

He is handsome. Can get any female . Is a fuckboy but can stay loyal when needed to . Athletic and had very high expections .

"Girl I need to get me a motherfuckin Cleveland in my life ".

by Lightskin boi March 15, 2017

Cleveland Poop Scooper

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.

Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.

by NDeviations June 5, 2016

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.

Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

reversed cleveland cowgirl

A Reversed Cleveland Cowgirl is a sexual combo of the cleveland steamer and the reversed cowgirl, where one person mounts another, and while facing towards the persons feet, positions their asshole at the top of the persons nose, poops, and then proceeds to grind on the face

Billy was wanting to spice things up in the bedroom so Venessa decided to mount Billys face and give him a Reversed Cleveland Cowgirl

by Shadynasty August 22, 2016

cleveland cleaner

The "Cleveland Cleaner" (mostly used by people who recycle, are pussies, or live in California) In order to safe money and the enviornment, you take your friends used condom, lick it clean (high in protein and organic), and use it as your own.

Scenario 1: Hey Keith, its Jeremy. I hope you dont mind, I pulled a Cleveland cleaner last night with your condoms because im having a "Vegan And Gays Only Orgy" tonight and i wanted to be earth friendly and save a few dollars. Hope to see YOU, at VAGOO! XOXO Bye!

by Ct. Blackula January 25, 2018