choking chocolate

The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.

PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."

Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.

PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."

The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."

FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."

Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."

by thacaretaker October 4, 2010

Colin

An insufferable douche nugget that cups the balls at every opportunity. Synonymous with the following terms:

Fudge-packer
Nancy
Shim
Peasant
Console Gaming queer bait
Momma's boy

Often asked why the best part of him is still rolling down his daddy's leg.

You get the point

You knew it was Colin, when you heard his head hitting the bottom of the desk if your boss's office.

by DaCheeseBruh August 3, 2017

colin

a tall tree-like buddy who is a loyal friend and a queen but not gay. They can be rlly loud at times but are the happiness you need.

my best friend is a colin!

by urfriendlyhoe May 3, 2018

Choving

It's a woman who is looking quite young from in the distance, but when she's near you. SHE'S FUCKING OLD!

Hey look over there, she looks young! Oh she's coming closer! Nevermind, she's choving.

by possumlover2 May 24, 2018

colin young

dumb nigga from south carolina with the smallest dick you'll EVER see. disrespectful asf towards girls. ugly. needs a hair cut. only uses you for nudes. lies and breaks promises but it's okay because i promise when you leave him you'll fine your soul mate.

ew did you see colin young today?

by the best ex you'll ever have:) June 12, 2018

Colin

Colin or as I call him “Cologne”, is a human. He does exist, he is a basic white high schooler kid. He likes memes and recites them. He was in my math class, he acts stupid sometimes. He plays the Saxophone and dates some emo girl. Overall, Colin Mcgrain is a terrible human being.

Colin “yeet”

by Soviet Russia 1566: September 7, 2018

Colin Dupray

A young man that goes to a middle school in NH

guy 1: “hey who’s that?”
guy 2: “that’s colin dupray!”

by Mr. beansfull May 6, 2019